Winter in Wyoming
“It’s winter in Wyoming,
And the gentle breezes blow,
Seventy miles an hour,
At twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love Wyoming,
When the snow’s up to your butt,
You take a breath of winter,
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
So I guess I’ll stick around,
I could never leave Wyoming,
’cause I’m frozen to the ground!”
A lot of folks tell me “Oh, I wish I could live in Wyoming. It is so beautiful!”
And it is. Until it isn’t. Are you tough enough?